Today, amid an hour of pandering to a very particular, notably non-gamer crowd, Microsoft presented Xbox One. Thankfully they had the good grace to give us both a look at the box (I'm looking at you, Sony) and the specs. Things don't look particularly bad on the hardware side- I mean, it could always be worse-
|Why? Why. Let me clarify- WHY? WHHYYYYY|
Clerpty Derpty: Ghersts.
|NOW YOU CAN HAVE A DOG AND ADVANCED FISH AI.|
I give up. I just pray that they have something to show at E3- Not that I think that would make up for this horrendous presentation.